January 2012
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December 2011
69 posts
At&t is like having sex with a dumb bitch
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sleepingtyrant:
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It’s all fun until you have to talk to them
Both of my friends that work at At&T tech support need to see this.
the filipino ones are fun to talk to. me and julia, on the other hand, resolve issues.
hahahahah my name is alex and i approve of this meessage
i programmed Siri on emmas iphone to think that her name was Slutactlous
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Fancy dinner in west hollywood was a+. But I am staying in the night to catch up on work and just drove Emma to a USC frat party where I will be picking her up in 5 or 6 or 4 hours whenever she wants me too because I am a good person and will not let her drivizzle whilst she is under the influence of drugs and or alcohol.
Longest sentence ever. I win.
Peter Tork
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On the television show, he was relegated to playing the “lovable dummy”, even though he is actually a highly intelligent, literate person, as the other Monkees have always been keen to point out in subsequent interviews.
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“Some people feel the rain, others just get wet.”
– Bob Dylan. (via expiredmemories)
Anteater
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The anteater finds a place to sleep, curls up, and covers itself with its bushy tail. Since the anteater is a very solitary animal, it can be easily awoken. When attacked, it can defend itself with its sabre-like anterior claws. They also have the locomotion of knuckle-walking
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Normal relationship-
Boy: you are beautiful!
Girl(or boy if you’re into that): aw thank you!
My relationship-
Me: you are beautiful!
Emma: I hate you (and then proceeds to knee me in the dick)
Well out of context it would seem like she did the wrongdoing but I will admit that I was kneeling on the floor next to the couch trying to wake her up by staring at her and it worked and...
well I must have done something right in life…early night in…big day tomorrow
she did
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